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People…really? C’mon!!! Note: to my loyal readers and fans, please disregard this message – I love you both (see what I did there? Now THAT’S the kind of brilliantly lazy humour you’ll only find here, my friends).

Anyhoo, one of the interesting things about operating your own website, I recently discovered (I’m new to this) is that you can see the search terms people have typed into Google, or whatever, before clicking the link to your site. Judging from the Google searches that have led people to this happy little blog lately, I’m guessing that those individuals were sadly disappointed with what they found. Fuck, one mention of Itaewon and the nutjobs come from everywhere.

I would have thought, or at least hoped, that personal anecdotes about experiences in North Korea, or pontifications on the gradual breakdown of Neo-Confucian ethics in the new, post-emergent South Korea might have been of interest to perhaps dozens! According to the good people at Google however (if in fact Google still requires people) this is not exactly the case. I mean, who the hell is googling ‘English teacher sex Itaewon’ at two o’clock on a Tuesday morning anyway?

And so dear friends, having decided to take the moral low ground, all future posts will be entitled, ‘Sex Sex Itaewon Hooker Night Sex Itaewon. Sex!’ – or something to that effect. By employing this revolutionary new strategy we anticipate being recognized as the world’s premiere Korea-related blog by sometime tomorrow evening.

We hope you enjoy our new improved services.

Warm regards,

Peninsularity Ensues.

PS. Three guys walk into a bar… Sex!

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Mu Pong Shu
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Mu Pong Shu
4 years 8 months ago

I don’t think a South Korean girl typing “English Teacher, sex, Itaewon” into a search engine in the early hours of the morning seems so unlikely…

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