Google Searches

One of the interesting things about operating your own website is that you can see some of the search terms that have led people to your site. Judging from the Google searches that have drawn people to this happy little blog lately, I’m guessing that many such individuals were sadly disappointed with what they found. Jesus… some of you people are fucking sick, God love ya!

I would have thought, or at least hoped, that pithy personal anecdotes, travel experiences or (hopefully) witty satirical breakdown of current events might have been of interest to perhaps dozens! According to the good people at Google however (if in fact Google still employs humans) this is not exactly the case. I mean, who the hell is googling ‘English teacher sex Itaewon’ at two o’clock on a Tuesday morning anyway? (…this is one of the more polite and comprehensible searches to have led people sadly to this site).

And so dear friends, having decided to take the moral low ground, all future posts will be entitled, ‘Sex Sex Fuck Hooker Night Sex Slut Sex!’ – or something to that effect. By employing this revolutionary new strategy I anticipate being recognized as one of the world’s premiere bloggers by sometime tomorrow evening.

We hope you enjoy our new improved services.

Warm regards,

Peninsularity Ensues.

PS. Three guys walk into a bar… Sex!

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Mu Pong Shu
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Mu Pong Shu
5 years 2 months ago

I don’t think a South Korean girl typing “English Teacher, sex, Itaewon” into a search engine in the early hours of the morning seems so unlikely…

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