Of Course North Korea has Unicorns!





Word is spreading quickly that the magical kingdom known as North Korea has the world’s only Unicorn Lair. Apparently the crack team of North Korean ‘archaeologists’ found the lair, which dates back thousands of years, when the Unicorn itself was ridden by the ancient Korean King Tongmyong.

What hasn’t been made entirely clear are the reasons the lair took so long to be discovered, considering we now know it is situated in the nation’s capital, Pyongyang, behind a rock on which for close to a thousand years has been carved the words, ‘Unicorn Lair’.

Ancient transcription... yep... unicorns.
Ancient transcription… yep… unicorns.


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4 years 3 months ago

What were the unicorns doing living in a cave????? Were they ridden by North Korean Cavemen before the King?