More Talk of Apocalypse

Screamingly funny satirical news organization, the Korea Times, has warned of “Another talk of apocalypse”. Of course, it has been several days since the world failed to end, again, so this most recent warning has been anticipated for several days.

In technology news, it has come to light following an announcement from NASA that air flights and telecommunications may face problems next May due to “irregular activities of the sun”.

The newspaper reports that whilst most experts predict that the solar event will “come and go without too much fanfare”, it also states, citing no experts whatsoever, that “there is evidence the flare will be active when it comes”… whatever that means.

The venerable KT, citing nobody again, dutifully allayed the mounting fears of the citizenry, stating that the impending solar event “is not likely that it will be enough to swallow Earth”.

Phew.

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