This young woman should, like, totally…
Woman gets Totally Hot by Sickest Car Woofer Stereo
A woman almost came to peeing her panties out of orgasm by listening to probably the sickest woofer car stereo.
In this YouTube video, a woman sits in a car while a man next to her introduces her sonic blast that will blow her away with woofer bass volume strong enough to vibrate air inside the car, causing her totally “feeling” it as if having sex.
As the woman first listens to Italian pianist and composer Ludovico Einaudi’s piano music titled Nuvole Bianche, the man dashes at her by cranking up bass control. The bass volume is so loud her hair starts to fling all over, while the listener going nuts fights to calm herself.
After her first trial that went on for few seconds, the woman, half-mesmerized, says, “I think I just came in my panties.”
She gladly agrees to the man’s offer for second trial and, after enjoying it, says, “I love it,” clearly knocked out by the sexual satisfaction that came unexpectedly.
Seriously, what the fuck was that? The writing alone is fucking dreadful, and it obviously wasn’t “news”, but it wasn’t even a lazy product placement. They didn’t even bother to name the brand of the “probably sickest car woofer stereo”.
By the way, there is no need to point out that I myself have again willingly swan-dived into the steaming shitpile of clickbait “journalism”. The irony is not lost. Hey, if you cant beat ’em…
Obviously, the reporters and editors felt that English readers in Korea need to know what gets the ladies to orgasm in the fastest way possible by using the most money and least physical effort.
You are surprised? Running a pic of cute girl with “o face” increases clickthrough rates by hundreds of percent.
[…] so this Korea Times headline isn’t as good as last week’s ‘Woman gets totally hot by sickest car woofer stereo‘, but then again, it’ll be a long time before I see a better ‘World News’ […]